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Tuesday, 22 April 2008
Any Old Iron?
Any old iron?
'Bionic eyes' give blind hope
Time to cut up your cards?
Friday, 28 March 2008
A VERY GOOD RIDDLE
the Riddle
Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox has a small one,
Madonna doesn't have one,
The POPE has one but doesn't use it,
Clinton uses his all the time,
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one,
George Burns' was hot,
Liberace NEVER used his on women,
Jerry Seinfeld is very very proud of his,
We never saw Lucy use Desi's
what is it?
A last name....... Were you thinking of something else?
Wednesday, 26 March 2008
YOUNG COWBOY JOKE
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.
He was a man of the world and she was an innocent bride with
no experience.
On the first night of their honeymoon the couple washed up
and started to get ready for bed. When they get into bed,
they start exploring each other's bodies.
Things are going fine until the bride discovers her
husband's penis. "Oh my", she says, "What is that?"
"Well, darlin", the cowboy says, "That's ma rope".
\She slides her hands further down and gasps.
"Oh my goodness. What's them?" she asks.
"Honey, them's my knots", he answers.
Finally, the couple begin to make love. After several minutes,
the bride says, "Stop honey. Wait a minute".
Her husband, panting a little, asks, "What's the matter honey?
Am I hurting you?"
"No", the bride replies. "Just undo them damn knots.
I need more rope!"
Tuesday, 25 March 2008
SIX FOOT
Bob, a lawyer, was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge after spending a great day on the ocean fishing. His catch, cleaned and filleted, was wrapped in newspaper on the passenger-side floor. He was late getting home and was speeding... Wouldn't you know that a cop jumped out, radar gun in hand, and motioned him to the side of the bridge. Bob pulled over like a good citizen.
The cop walked up to the window and said, "You know how fast you were going, boy?"
Bob thought for a second and said, "Uh, 60?"
"67 miles per hour, son! 67 miles per hour in a 55 zone!" said the cop.
"But if you already knew, officer," replied Bob, "why did you ask me?"
Fuming over Bob's answer, the officer growled and said in his sarcastic fashion, "That's speeding, and you're getting a ticket and a fine!"
The cop took a good close look at Bob in his stained fishing attire and said, "You don't even look like you have a job! Why, I've never seen anyone so scruffy in my entire life!"
Bob answered, "I've got a job! I have a good, well-paying job!"
The cop leaned in the window, smelling Bob's fish, and said, "What kind of job would a bum like you have?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher!" replied Bob.
"What did you say, boy?" asked the patrolman.
"I'm a rectum stretcher!"
The cop, scratching his head, asked, "What does a rectum stretcher do?"
Bob explained, "People call me up and say they need to be stretched, so I go over to their house. I start with a couple of fingers, then a couple more, then one whole hand, and then two. Then I slowly pull them farther and farther apart until it's a full six feet across."
The cop, absorbed with these bizarre images in his mind, asked, "What the hell do you do with a six-foot asshole?"
Bob said, "You give him a radar gun and place him by a bridge!"
The Helpful Wife
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:
Man: What's the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he's drunk.
Monday, 24 March 2008
MARRAGE,,A CURSE?
JUST ANOTHER FANTASTIC JOKE.
YOU GOTTA LAUGH!!!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove
a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the
exact words that were used to put the curse on you."
The old man says without hesitation
"I now pronounce you man and wife".
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“Mother, where do babies come from?”
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
MR AND MRS SMITH JOKE
THE BEST JOKE I HEARD IN AGES
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.
"Good morning, madam. I've come to....""Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in."Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good. I've made a speciality of babies""That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"
After a moment, she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?""Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out!"
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me""Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But, if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven different angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results"
"My, that's a lot of....." gasped Mrs. Smith."Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure" "Don't I know it," Mrs. Smith said quietly.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures.
This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London"
"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief."And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with"
"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look"
"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement."Yes," the photographer said, "And for more than three hours too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling.
I could hardly concentrate. Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."
Mrs. Smith leaned forward.
"You mean squirrels actually chewed on your, um......equipment?"
"That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready,
I'll set up my tripod so we can get to work."
"Tripod?????"
"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for
me to hold for very long. Madam? Madam? ....... Good Lord, she's
fainted!!"
Sunday, 23 March 2008
DARE TO BE STUPID
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Saturday, 22 March 2008
river dancing MONKEYS
THIS IS A VERY FUNNY VERSION OF MICHEAL FLATLEY'S RIVER DANCE IT'S PERFORMED BY MONKEY'S
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LEONA LEWIS, FOOTPRINTS IN THE SAND, BETTER IN TIME
One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord.Across the sky flashed scenes from his life.For each scene he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand: one belonging to him, and the other to the Lord.
When the last scene of his life flashed before him,he looked back at the footprints in the sand.
He noticed that many times along the path of his life there was only one set of footprints.
He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in his life.
This really bothered him and he questioned the Lord about it: "Lord,you said that once I decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way".
But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life,there is only one set of footprints.I don't understand why whenI needed you most you would leave me."
The Lord replied: "My son, my precious child,I love you and I would never leave you.During your times of trial and suffering,when you see only one set of footprints,it was then that I carried you."
FOOTPRINTS IN THE SAND
BETTER IN TIME
THIS IS THE END FOR FORREST GUMP
FORREST GUMP DIES??
The day finally arrived; Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed and Forrest approaches the Gatekeeper.
St. Peter says, "Well, Forrest, it's certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we've been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven."
Forrest responds, "It shor is good to be here , St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever tolt me about any entrance exam. Shor hope the test ain't too hard; life was a big enough test as it was."
St. Peter goes on, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions.
First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T?
Second: How many seconds are there in a year?
Third: What is God's first name?"
Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up and says, "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers."
Forrest says, "Well, the first one -- which two days in the week begin with the letter "T"? Shucks, that one's easy. That'd be Today and Tomorrow.
The Saint's eyes open wide and he exclaims, "Forrest, that's not what I was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I didn't specify, so I'll give you credit for that answer. How about the next one?" asks St. P eter. "How many seconds in a year?"
"Now that one's harder," says Forrest, "but I thunk and thunk about that and I guess the only answer can be twelve."
Astounded, St. Peter says, "Twelve? Twelve!? Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"
Forrest says "Shucks, there's gotta be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd. . . ...."
"Hold it, " interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you're going with this, and I see your point, though that wasn't quite what I had in mind..... but I'll have to give you credit for that one, too. Let's go on with the third and final question. Can you tell me God's first name"?
"Sure", Forrest replied, "its Howard."
"Howard?!" exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St. Peter. "Ok, I can understand how you came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the world did you come up with the name Howard as the first name of God?"
"Shucks, that was the easiest one of all, " Forrest replied. "Don't you know the Our Father? Our father who art in heaven, Howard be thy name. . ."
St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates and said: "Run Forrest, run."
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Anonymous said...
Homework for kids is insane! Six hours in school is long enough if the time is used wisely. There are other things in life just as valuable to a child's development like family life, sports, community service, and work experience that just can't fit in with all the homework. Then the schools think they have to "socialize" our kids and teach them morals. They should just stick to using those six hours to teach the basics and let us have a little family time to teach the morals...
MANY THANKS ANONYMOUS I AGREE WHOLE HEARTILY....BARRIE
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Friday, 21 March 2008
homework in primary school
The Minimalist said...
I taught public school for 20 years and each year we were required to assign more homework, teach things that were not age appropriate, and were told if we didn't conform and have high testing kids we'd be fired. When I first started teaching it was in a low socioeconomic area. I didn't assign any homework, just what they didn't finish in class. My kids scored great on state tests. t was not a problem. Talk to your school board. It all comes from them!
21 March 2008 20:04
Many Thanks....
Minimalist we all apreciate your comments, i hope that maybe, just maybe more people will leave comments here, and wake more people up to the fact that we are not without power, we all have a voice,and deserve to be heard, we owe alot to our childrens teachers, perhaps when we the genaral public develope a spine we will stand along side the teachers and make ourselves heard, and win better conditions for both teacher and pupil alike and once again kids may enjoye school, and teachers can once again enjoye teaching.....BARRIE
Tuesday, 18 March 2008
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Monday, 17 March 2008
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Sunday, 16 March 2008
THE FIRST WEDDING DANCE
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS HAPPY COUPLE ENJOYING THEIR FIRST DANCE AS A MARRIED COUPLE,
UNTILL IT ALL GOES TITS UP
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Friday, 14 March 2008
Thursday, 13 March 2008
HOMEWORK IN PRIMARY SCHOOLS.
HOMEWORK IN PRIMARY SCHOOLS,
RITE OR WRONG?
NOW YOU CAN SHARE YOUR VIEWS
HOMEWORK FOR UNDER ELEVENS? RITE OR WRONG?
Well let me start by saying i personaly do not agree that homework at such a young age is of any real advantage at all,in my opinion all it does is causes undue stress to children and parents alike.
I also feel that if our children are put in this stressful situation they will start to hate school and there school work will suffer as a direct result,(true in some cases but not in all)
It is not just school work that will suffer but child parent relations will also suffer, as we as responsible parents push our children as much as we can to do there homework, this is the point were children of any age will start to argue with us, and will start to shout the odds,and lets face it we adults cant accept this from our children and therefor punish them.
On average my son will get 2 lots of homework per day, and will take about 1 hour to complete, simple math tells us all that this is five hours of homework per week, and that is without school projects, and weekend homework.
I would love it if some one out there would show me the justification behind this madness,After all what adult would want to do 6 or 7 hours of compulsary overtime every week and not be paid for it?(and you can include your holidays with that).
Who knows maybe if TEACHERS had to actualy mark homework and make comments on homework sheets, mark out of 10, and hand the homework back to the children, insted of our children doing this extra work and dumping in a draw in their classroom,to be glanced over when teacher gets the time, Then maybe just maybe they would not be so happy to be swamping our kids with all this extra work.
Our children do deserve the best education possible, but in my oppinion (for what thats worth) this can and should be achieved within the classroom, So if that means TEACHER TRAINING DAYS are taken during school holidays instead of term time, and reducing the amount of time lost in schools by way of school holidays, instead of creating more school breaks when ever teachers complain about stressful working conditions, then perhaps our little treasures could do their learning at school, and start enjoying home life again with a major reduction in arguments within the family home.
Time for these so called (do gooders) started thinking about the stress there new education ideas are causing our children, and not how stressful primary school children are for those who choose to teach them........ BARRIE
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Saturday, 8 March 2008
Wednesday, 5 March 2008
Sunday, 2 March 2008
Ugly Betty - Best Amanda Moments
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LOOK AT HIS GLASS IN SLOMO
BATMAN&ROBIN STRIKE AGAIN IN PECKHAM
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU YOUNG DELLBOY (PART 1)
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Blue Dragon Cheats
Hint: Go SP Yourself
The Barrier Magic has a field skill "Field Barrier 3" which only costs 1 MP (instead of 10) at rank 50. Once you earn and assign this skill, you can venture to places with plenty of enemies you've defeated before and simply walk into them with the Black Belt and Eyepatch accessories (the skills Attract Aura and Regenerate MP at this point are self-explanatory). Some good places would be:
Underground River - the Kelolon Defender Room, all the way to Baroy Town (80 enemies)
Primitive Cube - the Blazing Moths in the garden (infinite but slower number of appearances)
West Ice Field - the Roball racetrack (dependent on the moving base's appearance)
Hint: Don't Miss Out
If you are looking for the All Item Achievement, you will be looking for all the 1800 "nothings" and trading them to the Nothing Man in Jibral (or the Nothing Robo Mecha in Split Worlds) for items; exploring every other chest in the game will pretty much help augment your item collection. However, there are two accessories you must steal from two different bosses or you will not complete your item collection.
Be sure to steal from the Phantom Dragon south of the Glass Spires on disc 3 for one accessory.
Be sure to Loot or Steal from Ultimate Szabo in the Primitive Cube (Cauldron Room) on disc 3 for the second accessory.
Hint: Rare Monsters 'R Us
Aside from the 20 to 30 monsters you can miss in Nene's Fortress (end of disc 2), there are three elusive monsters you will have to search for once your party gets a mechat on disc 3.
These monsters are super tough and can do more than 999 damage to everyone in your party. Increase your shadow class ranks or expect to die very quickly.
Gold Mecha Robo: The Ancient Factory 1F. Past the first conveyor belt.
King Poo Snake: In the Ancient Ruins Cave. Defeat the Jumbo Poo then the Corrosive Poo for this enemy to appear.
Gold Poo Snake: Defeat the King Poo Snake and the Platnum Poo. The Platinum Poo is on one of the three south and southwestern island archipalageo and the Gold Poo Snake will rarely appear (on that same set of islands), giving you that chance to destroy it.
Hint: Easy SP
When you first visit Nene's castle, you will come across red tripwires that, when tripped, will result in an enemy encounter. After you fight the boss in the castle, you will come across a long room with a treasure chest within. In the very beginning of the room, there is one of the aforementioned red tripwires which will result in an enemy encounter if tripped. If you use Field Barrier here, you can run back and forth all the way down the hall and back to the tripwire, you can spawn a new enemy encounter each time, which is an incredibly easy way to earn SP.
Hint: Infinite Gold
Head to Baroy Town and go to the General Store there. Purchase as much medicine as you can, and then leave the General Store, heading to the second building on the left. Talk to the robot there. He will upgrade the medicine you purchased to Mega Medicine, which will sell for more gold. You can repeat this process as much as you want, but keep in mind it will only work on the second disk before Nene recruits the robots.
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Dynasty Warriors 6 Cheats
Dynasty Warriors 6 Cheats
Unlockable: Second Costume
An officer unlocks his/her second costume upon reaching level 25.
Submitted by omega-man
Unlockable: Voice Gallery
An officer who reaches level 50 (the maximum level) will unlock his/her voice gallery.
Submitted by omega-man
Unlockable: Movie Player
Clearing Musou mode with one of the 17 officers who are available for that mode will unlock the CG movie player.
Submitted by omega-man
Clearing Musou mode once with any officer will unlock Expert. Clearing Musou mode with at least one officer from all factions (Wei, Wu, Shu, and Unaffiliated/Other) will unlock Chaos difficulty.
Submitted by omega-man
Unlockable: Lu Bu
To unlock the character Lu Bu, complete Mussuo Mode with the following characters: Liu Bei, Cao Cao, Sun Jian, and Diao Chan.
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Hint: Unlocking New Officers
Finish the mission targets to unlock new characters. This can be done in musou mode or free mode.
Submitted by omega-man
Hint: Extra Height
Some officers can get a little bit more height from their jumps. Use a Strong attack while in the air to get a little more height. With practice, you can get most officers past some high fences the horse can't clear.
Since you can always summon a horse from anywhere (it teleports), you can use this to get across certain maps.
Submitted by simalcrum
Hint: Achievements
All the achievements are secret, but they are all relatively simple. Get the majority of the achievements by unlocking new officers (just complete mission targets on Easy or Normal) and by completing the Musou mode with each officer (on any difficulty).
Additionally, there are achievements for completing all the mission targets and clearing all the stages.
Clear Musou mode with all the available officers (solo or co-op doesn't matter, but all the officers available in Musou mode need to clear it). Additionally, all officers need to attain level 50 (which effectively maxes out their skill trees).
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DEVIL MAY CRY 4--XBOX-360
devil may cry 4
Unlockable: Bonus Art & Character Art
Complete the game on Devil hunter difficulty (may also unlock by beating on Human difficulty).
Unlockable: Son of Sparda Difficulty
Complete the game on Devil hunter difficulty.
Unlockable: Gallery
Complete the game on Devil hunter difficulty (may also unlock by beating on Human difficulty).
Unlockable: History of Devil May Cry
Complete the game on Devil hunter difficulty (may also unlock by beating on Human difficulty).
Unlockable: Bloody Palace Survival Mode
Complete the game on Devil hunter difficulty (may also unlock by beating on Human difficulty).
Unlockable: Full Ending
There are technically two endings in the game. To see the "extended version" of the ending, you must protect the character Kyrie from being damaged for at least a minute and a half as the credits run. If you manage to do this, the rest of the ending is thereafter revealed. Otherwise, you'll have to beat the last boss once more and try again.
Unlockable: More Difficulty Levels
There are three "elite" difficulty levels that can be unlocked in the game. Once you've unlocked Son of Sparda mode, you can play through it. If you get through it, two more difficulty levels will be unlocked -- Dante Must Die and Heaven or Hell. If you get through either of those subsequent difficulty levels, you will unlock the final difficulty level -- Hell or Hell.
Unlockable: Super Nero & Dante Costumes
To unlock the Super Costumes for Nero and Dante, beat the game once through on Dante Must Die difficulty.
Hint: Quasi-Secret Launch Jump
Either Nero or Dante can perform a launch jump off of ledges that sends them flying far forward, much further forward than a normal jump. This launch jump can be used to collect secrets and sometimes shortcut secret missions. To perform it, stand facing a nearby ledge that you can jump off of. Perform the Streak or Stinger attack (while locked up, press UP + Attack) and Nero or Dante will dash forward--the ledge cuts off the attack animation and instead launches the character far forward.
Hint: Free Health from Faults
Late in the game, you'll occasionally see fault enemies appear from underneath you--they sort of warp up from the ground and try to ensnare your character. If you manage to kill a fault, you will always be rewarded with a free health orb. If you're low on health, look for faults to kill and get their health.
Hint: Control the Camera During Cutscenes
During any cutscene in the game, the camera can be controlled, giving you alternate views of what you're seeing. To move the camera around, use the right analog stick on your controller. You can zoom in and out by using the right trigger button.
Hint: Dice Game Exploit
Here's a great way to cheat at the boardgame in the Game Room. When you roll the dice, you can actually predict the number you will roll every time. The number showing on the die before it's rolled is the number that will show up if you count properly. So, for instance, if you would like to roll the number three, simply way for the "3" to show up on the top of the dice. Count six rotations before you strike the die, and you will have rolled a "3"! This is great for exploiting the game to win extra orbs.
Hint: Easy Orbs (Mission 3)
Here's a great way to collect a lot of orbs. After you finish the game's third mission, go back through and play it again. From the start, run past the statue into the first hall, where you can kill enemies to collect experience points and orbs. Then, seek out a hallway where a wooden wall stands. Break through the wall, where you can find a crystal. Break the crystal to collect an automatic 1,000 orbs. Then, exit the mission. This is a quick way you can repeat over and over again to collect as many orbs as you'd like (and some experience, too).
Here's another great method to get even more orbs on the third mission. The technique is similar enough in the beginning to the one above -- you'll want to seek out the same wooden wall that can be broken down. Kill the enemies there after breaking down the wall, then backtrack to the red crystal in the area. Hitting it with your sword will give you 850 orbs right off the bat. But if you power up (using Devil Trigger) and attack it, you'll get over 3,000 orbs! This only takes a couple of minutes to accomplish, and like the technique above, can be repeated at will.
Hint: Easy Orbs (Mission 7)
There's another easy way to get a lot of orbs, this time on the game's seventh mission. Better yet, it will only take about twenty seconds to get about 4,000 orbs. At the beginning of the mission, break the egg-like objects to your left. Then, head forward to a tunnel and break more of the same egg-like objects. Turn right at the end of the tunnel, and you'll see a gem. Execute a streak with the Exceed Gauge full, and then immediately use the Devil Trigger and combo it. When the gem finally breaks, you should have around 4,000 orbs. After that, all you have to do is retry the mission and do it over and over again as needed.
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Agatha Christie: And Then There Were None (Wii)
review:
US, February 29, 2008 - Agatha Christie: And Then There Were None is a point-and-click video game adventure based on a 1939 novel whose original name is so politically incorrect that we won't dare to publish it on this site. You're connected to the Internet – look it up. Despite its original title, And Then There None is widely considered one of the great mystery novels, an opinion supported by the popularity of the work; with more than 100 million in sales since its release more than 50 years ago, it is one of the best-selling mystery books of all time. And although you may not know it by name, you will surely recognize its theme, which has been copied countless times in other works, including movies such as Clue.
The story follows 10 people invited to a secluded island for a dinner party, each hiding dark secrets. A mysterious figure using the name U.N. Owen (Unknown) begins killing off the guests in manners that match perfectly to a famous nursery rhyme today called 10 Little Soldiers. In the game, you play as a brand new eleventh character, Patrick Narracott, the boatman hired to ferry the guests to the island. Shortly after his job is done, Narracott returns to his boat to find it "scattered," and so he has no choice but to return to the mansion where he begins to investigate.
Great premise, of course, but the game play mechanics are not nearly as interesting or as engaging as the storytelling, which is precisely the title's issue. Bear in mind that developer Awe Games first created the adventure as a PC title for the Adventure Company three years ago and that the package arrives on Wii with no content changes or additions – the only difference being that you can now use the Wii remote to navigate instead of a mouse.
The game's age shows from the start. The graphical presentation is passable at best by today's standards. Narracott himself is made of polygons and stiffly animates through pre-rendered backdrops comprising the mansion. This technique was popularized more than a decade ago with other point-and-click adventures and survival horror titles, but it is rarely used nowadays due to its inherent drawbacks – specifically, an always-static camera and scene changes bound to disorient you. Textures lack detail and while all of the guests gathered to the island do feature decidedly good voice work, their facial expressions remain unchanged and the lip-synching doesn't even pretend to match the spoken dialogue. Further, the models themselves are clumsily rendered, blocky, and therefore hard to believe in. Naturally, there's no 480p support and the game runs in 4:3 mode only. Simply, after a few minutes, you'll be able to recognize that And Then There Were None is an old game regurgitated for Nintendo's endlessly popular console.
Awe Games has implemented basic Wii control to accommodate the experience. As you explore the mansion and search for clues -- first as a means to discover who wrecked your boat and later to discover who's doing all the killing, and why -- you will point the Wii remote at the screen and click around to the cue of on-screen icon changes. When you near something that can be viewed, your reticule will change to an eye and when you can walk somewhere, you'll see fit. Fine for 2005, perhaps, but Wii owners have just come from the exceptional Zack & Wiki, which does fully integrate Nintendo's remote into the play scenarios, and by comparison the Adventure Company's entry just doesn't hold up. It's all very controllable and playable, mind you, but it's hardly intuitive. You'll want to point at any place on the screen as a means to make Narracott walk there and yet that method doesn't work at all; instead, only hot spots trigger actions so you'll need to search them out even for mundane tasks such as walking.
The studio has also implemented some barely functioning Wii gestures -- for instance, you'll open doors by pointing at them with the Wii remote, pressing the A or B button and then making a twisting motion. These tend to work correctly about half of the time.
If our review so far reads hyper critical, know that And Then There Were None – for all of its archaic graphics and gameplay controls – still nestles within its confines a great mystery, some decent puzzle solving (some of which makes sense and some of which seems arbitrary and pointless), and a decent method in which to progress through the experience. The challenge level is more than satisfying – the quest to the end at the very least lengthy – and there are more than a few story twists and surprises thrown in for good measure, even for those who have already read the immensely popular story; be warned, though, that you may not find the game's conclusion as fulfilling as the novel's. If, therefore, you grew up with point-and-click titles and don't necessarily require that Wii projects take full advantage of the system, you might just find something to like about this effort, even if for nostalgic reasons.
Closing Comments
Be careful what you wish for, I guess. As soon as I had finished Zack & Wiki, I really wanted more publishers to bring back some more point- and-click adventures for Nintendo's system. That's exactly what The Adventure Company has done with Agatha Christie: And Then There Were None. The problem, though, is that the publisher hasn't done anything with its now-old game and thus the experience Wii owners receive is exactly the one PC players found three years ago – except now you've got a Wii remote. Both the presentation and the gameplay mechanics are dated by today's standards, and yet if you grew up with games of this type, you may find yourself more forgiving of the title's shortcomings than new-generation players will be.
If you're crazy for nostalgic point-and-click experiences, it's worth a rental. (Even at $29.99, I wouldn't buy it -- it just has too many mechanical and presentational issues.) Everybody else, wait for Zack & Wiki 2 or for a mystery game that really makes use of Nintendo's hardware.
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Friday, 29 February 2008
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Hint: Neverending Fuses
The game's barter system will allow you to purchase fuses to complete various puzzles throughout your quest. Without completing them, you can't proceed. But there's a major loophole in the system, starting with the very first fuse puzzle. After completing it, go back to the puzzle and grab all of the fuses. These will stay in your inventory and can be used on future puzzles, eliminating the necessary barter purchase for more fuses at a future date. You'll never have to search for or purchase more fuses if you do this!
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